"Are we going to need additional tables for food serving or is the picnic table enough? The weather should be just about perfect. I don't think an EZup over the table is needed. I'm bringing a turkey and a chefs knife for…"
"The Bird has been secured. All 12.79 frozen lbs of it. It tried to hide amongst the other twenty or so fatties but I kept digging. It's the runt of the bunch. Should be a perfect fit to the Weber.
In other news,…"
"I remember attempting to check the cavity after the initial thaw. After the Bird was cooked, the head carver pulled out the bag of giblets as if it was some sort of bonus prize or something. Waving it triumphantly in the air, he scans to…"
"Oh you just shush there one time there Sis. Once. One time. I was excited. I forgot.
Nobody was buying the, yeah but its extra flavor, thing me says.
Outa the paper bag woulda been nice, huh?, was the reply.
I promise this year…"
"Not quite true. That Regis guy is coming. Sorry. He drives a Chevy though.
I'll bring the Bird. If memory serves, to fit the Weber, max weight is 13#?
Not much prep involved. Taking care of the thawing and keep it…"
"tweet tweet, lil birdy swoopin in. Tent of Doom might need extra poles to keep side edges high off the ground for max ventilation with regards to distancing. That'd be a first. Call it the Covid Cabana. Dunno. Just…"
Regis101: Thank you for the lead on Gene. Gene, I would like to share the site with you on Friday and Saturday nights. Friday my wife and daughter will camp. Saturday I am solo. Hope we can work this out. Thanks!